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ERB Freddy vs. Freddy.

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                                                                              EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

                                                                                          FREDDY KRUEGER

                                                                                                   VS.

                                                                                          FREDDY FAZZBEAR

                                                                                                 BEGIN!

Freddy Krueger: One, two, Freddy's coming for you, use my sharp claws to rip through this metal marry sue. Better brace yourself Yogi, cause I'm bringing the new nightmare! Punking and dissing this freaked out teddy bear. I was burned alive, but I'm still going strong. You made Toreador creepy, man that's just wrong. Machines might not dream, but I'll scare the kid inside you, and unlike all those night guards, I ain't running from you.

Freddy Fazzbear: Hi ya kids, are ya ready for Freddy? Warping from room to room, leaving you all panicked and breathing heavy. Step off Krueger, I'm no bear with whom you wanna tangle, you're a scarred, burnt up prick who's even uglier than Mangle! You haunt kids dreams, but I give them real screams. I send chills down night guards spines, all you do is chew up scenes. I've been killing fools like a boss since the 1980's! Bring all the dream warriors you want, just don't let Foxy catch 'em acting shady.

Freddy Krueger: Oh no, you have jump scares?! Help, i'm so "scared". Wait till I pull you in my dream world and show you true dispair! You wanna beef with me Fazzbear? Ha! Don't make me laugh. I'll get Voorhees and Leatherface and disassemble your ass!

Freddy Fazzbear: Check those cameras all you want, but you'll never see me coming, because when you think you're safe, that's when I'll hit you with the springtrap! Even balloon boy cans see straight through your crap! Sick Bonnie and Chicha on ya, see how well you handle that. I got a special suit for you Krueger, I'll put an end to your bull. Let's face facts, the scariest part of your franchise, is all the crappy sequels.

                                                                                   Who won?

                                                                                   Who's next?

                                                                                   You decide!

                                                                            EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Hey guys, so this is one of my first attempts at a fan made epic rap battle of history that I'm sharing here on deviantart. Really hope you guys like it.
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I'm pretty sure nightmares are way more scary than jump screams. Freddy Krueger going to win this.